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| Is a hand blender really a girls' best friend? |
The other day I was asked, in on online survey, how often I mentioned my hand blender in my blog posts. I have to admit I laughed....out loud. The idea that I would regularly post about my hand blender and my relationship with it still seems fairly preposterous......yet here I am. I can't promise that I will mention it in every post though, even if I have made some lovely soup with it. I do feel a bit of a story coming on though so watch this space.
Finding the newspaper to draw on was a bit of an accident, I think it fits though...it was from an article in The Guardian about the inventor of the Orgasmatron (yes it really did exist outside of the film Sleeper). Wilhelm Reich, a pupil of Freud, believed that any mental health problem could be sorted out by a good seeing to (I may have paraphrased.....) Anyway it's an interesting article.
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| Sushi Ascending to Fishy Heaven |
I have been thinking a lot about sushi this week, because of the food zine Cakes and Canapes for which I am a contributor. I wrote a story too called 'Remembering Sushi'. I might even have a go at some stained glass sushi.
Remembering Sushi
Of
course her name wasn’t Sushi, she wasn’t even Japanese. Sushi had just become
her nickname when Adam had realised the strength of her obsession with the
stuff. It began as a jokey pet name but she had kind of liked it and so it had stuck.
At first he’d found her love of Japanese food adorable, it made her different
and quirky, and if he was honest he really liked the food.
That
was in the beginning. Gradually, sushi had taken over her life. She judged a
day good or bad depending on how well her sushi supper had gone, and she was a
harsh judge. It never mattered what Adam said. He had tried once to suggest
that they eat something other than ‘rolled up raw fish’ (his exact words)
‘perhaps something with gravy?’ he’d followed lamely, shrinking beneath her
hard cold stare.
The
row they’d had then was ferocious and she’d ignored him for days, until he’d
been unable to stand it any longer and apologized. For a while afterwards
things were ok and she started to make him exquisite bento boxes to take to
work for lunch. Adam enjoyed the care and attention, it made him feel loved and
cherished, and the food was wonderful.
One
morning he woke up at about five to find that he was alone in their bed; he got
up and padded to the bathroom, but turned when he heard noises in the kitchen. There
she was, in her pyjamas and thick socks, hair dishevelled, looking
heartbreakingly beautiful. She was assembling his bento box, moving swiftly and
surely, as if she’d done it hundreds of mornings before.
‘Sushi,
lovely, what’re you doing up so early?’
She’d
turned then, and he’d seen that her eyes were over bright and wild.
‘I’m
making your lunch, silly. I do this every day. Didn’t you know?’ She frowned
slightly as she asked the question.
‘Sushi....love....’
Adam had said, putting his arms around her waist. ‘You don’t have to do that;
I’ll get a sandwich from the van outside work.’
He
was unprepared for the ferocity of her attack. She launched herself at him
screaming, her hands clawing at his face, then at the last minute she’d turned.
She left the flat soon after, slamming the door violently behind her.
She
didn’t come back. Adam called all of her friends and her work but no one had seen
her. He called the local hospitals and finally, the police. Weeks passed, then
months and still he heard nothing, until one morning he received a letter from
her parents asking him to visit her.
The
building was one of the few Victorian asylums still in use and the walls of the
day room were painted a sickly institutional pink. There she was, sitting
across the room. She was rocking slightly, hands moving as if she were making a
sushi roll, her eyes blank. Adam hesitated; he turned, his face wet with tears,
and slowly walked away.
